Geriatric sex

Three weeks ago Bert and Dinah had a tryst

But it would seem to have been unproductive as today, three weeks later, they were mooning together

Dinah trotted to the meeting place

and snacked as she waited

Bert was keen

but suffered an exit malfunction which made him incapable.

All he could do was show off his scars and iodine spray to his unsatisfied neighbour